Comedy School Dropout

Comedy making the world less annoying...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 13:37:29 -0400

Comedy is good in your tummy! Come enjoy the taste sensations of these funny folks on

June 20th! We have:

Becky Yamamoto!-Ars Nova

Aaron Sweeney!-Estrogenious Festival

Kat Radley-Out of Bounds and Aspen!

What a tasty and filling group!

Come on down to The Beauty Bar at 8:00 for a free show, free pizza and free laughs!

Love and kisses,

Amy, Negin and Beth.

Comedy, Comedy, Comedy!

Thu, 31 May 2012 11:49:40 -0400

First, an apology…I suck at updating this thing. Not because I don’t love you, but because I am busy. And love a good cocktail! But enough about me, let’s get to the updating!

6/6 is going to be so killer!

Selena Coppock-Author and fab blonde!

Tim Warner-Laugh Your Asheville Off!

Neil Constantine-TO Joke of the Week

JL Cauvin-Too Big Too Fail, a real delight!

Kerry Lendo-Austin Superstar!

6/13

Kendra Cunningham-Boston, Blonde, Fab

Scott Schachter-National Lampoon, Character hero

Nathan Macintosh-Funny as hell

Kate Berlant-A delight to behold

So that’s our couple of weeks at The Beauty Bar on 14th between 2nd and 3rd. 8:00 show, free m’fing pizza, dreams are made. You can’t miss these shows!

With love from Amy, Negin and Beth!

Comedy. School. Dropout! Living the dream!

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:26:39 -0400

Wednesday traditionally is Hump Day, and you can take that any way you want. It’ either you’re over the hump at your crappy job, maybe it’s the day in the week when you get wasted at a random bar in your crappy town and hook up with a trucker. We here at Comedy School Dropout would like you to think of Hump Day as the day that you come laugh with your friends and have drinks in an awesome lower East side spot! Nothing crappy about that! Unless you’re a real d bag!

This week we have!

Katie Halper (The Nation, Huffington Post)

Miguel Dalmau (NBC stand up for diversity and time out ny joke of the week.)

Jeff Cerulli (Sirius radio and upcoming documentary Hungry)

Tony Kelly(Irish Legend)

And next week, it’s

4/18

Ken Shultz (Published in National Lampoon & appeared at Boston Comedy Festival)

Tyler Gilden(The PIT, Carolines)

Brad Hagen(Broadway Comedy club)

Ashley Brooke Roberts (Boston comedy festival 2011, women in comedy 2012)

As always brought to you by the spicy Latina pop group known as Amy Cobb, Negin Farsad, and Beth McGregor

Comedy School Dropout! What dreams are made of!

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 00:22:41 -0400

Oh Lord girl! It’s been way to long! And I’ve missed you hard and fast. Luckily I’m back and you’re looking better than ever. I have a proposal for you…and you’re gonna love it. Why don’t we go to The Beauty Bar for FREE COMEDY and FREE PIZZA every Wednesday! Great idea!

The line ups are sick. Like, panty dropper sick. They have folks like:

3/21

Kathryn Dunn (The Pit)

RG Daniels (Sunday Night Stand-Up at Three of Cups and MTV.com)

Gabe Pacheco(Laughing Skull Comedy Festival)

Andy Sanford (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Comedy Central Records)

And on 3/28 there’s:

March 28 lineup: Suni Reyes(The PIT),

Jon Bander (The Magnet),

Gaby Dunn (New York Times)

Mike Trainor(Gotham, Golden Corral Commerical STAR!)

Look at how attractive these comics are! And they’re free! Both monetarily and STD wise! Come on down to Beauty Bar, have a drink, get your nails done and live your life to it’s full potential!

Love,

The Comedy School Dropout’s

Amy, Negin and Beth

February is fabulous at The Beauty Bar!

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:44:35 -0500

It’s cold as balls, you’re stuck inside, what do you do with yourself? Cry all day? Talk to your parents? Watch porn? Well, sure, but you also see some fab comedy!!

Kicking of February is the lovely:

Abbi Crutchfield-Huffington Post

Pheobe Robinson-Stand Up For Diversity

Kate Hendricks-Bravo

Jon Friedman-The Rejection Show

Gonna be a great show! See you on 2/1/12 at The Beauty Bar!!!

14th between 2nd and 3rd.

Ileana Glazer-Broad City

Awww yeah! Comedy School Dropout in da' house!

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 11:32:24 -0500

Ok. I should never say that again. I mean really, in da’ house is what the kids say, so I feel very silly even writing that. I mean, come on!

With all that being said, OMG is Comedy School Dropout the JAM! With line up’s that will knock your socks off and make you want to run out and get a tattoo! Like on 1/18 we have…

Sabring Jalees(Last Comic Standing and Fuse On Trial)

Adam Lowitt(Produces The Daily Show!)

Zac Sims(Too Late With Zac Sims)

Ariel Carlson(Founder of Ariel Carlson’s Guide to Successful Living!)

Amazing…but then on the 25th, we have…

Mike Trainor(Tru TV’s Worlds Dumbest)

Matt Ruby(SXSW)

Harriet Holloway(Howard Stern, Amy’s serious lady crush)

This is just two weeks of line up’s. We are rocking your face off with comedy EVERY WEDNESDAY throughout the year! Come on down to The Beauty Bar on 14th between 2nd and 3rd at 8:00 too see the WORLDS GREATEST COMEDIANS defy gravity with their funny mouths!

We love you long time…

xoxo,

Amy(the blonde Jew) Beth(the funny teacher) and Negin(stylin’ like a motha f’er)

See you in January!

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:36:26 -0500

We at Comedy School Dropout wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas…unless that offends you. Then we wish you a “holiday” filled with cheer. But cheer that doesn’t have anything to do with Christmas, cuz that would clearly be a dick move.

We’ll be back in January with more amazing line ups that are certain to put a smile on your face and a weird feeling in your underpants.

See you at The Beauty Bar the 1st Wednesday in January.

With love

The Comedy School Dropout crew

Amy, Beth and Negin

WTF?! Comedy School Dropout makes your winter depression go away!

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:30:38 -0500

Nov. 30 lineup: Jessica Delfino (Montreal, Sundance Channel, publicly denounced by the Catholic League); David Lee Nelson (NC Comedy Arts); Greg Barris (Heart of Darkness, Guggenheim); Tyler Gildin (2011 Shorty Awards for Best Emerging Comedian); Nick Cobb (NBC’s Last Comic Standing finalist)

Dec. 7 lineup: Sean Donnelly (Gotham, Comedy Strip); Peter Moses (Funny or Die); Becky Yamamoto (Ars Nova, UCB); Raquel D’Apice (The Check Spot); Fariaz Rabbani (New York’s Funniest Stand-Up 2009 Semifinalists)

Dec. 14, lineup: Sue Funke (I Love TV More Than You); Katrin Heir; Skinny Bitch (Edinburgh Fringe, Comedy Central); Emily Heller (Bridgetown Comedy Fest, 2^nd Place Best Bay Area Comic Award); Adam Lowitt (Daily Show producer)

Catch the wave of laughter before the holidays hit and you’re too fat/depressed/sleepy/full/groped under the mistletoe to feel feelings! We’re back in January!

Comedy School Drop-Outs wanna put a laugh baby in your belly!

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:05:36 -0400

Comedy School Dropout wants to knock you up with laughter, and we have just the right amount of deliquents to drop your pants. Er…guard. No, pants. I meant pants.

We have:

Oct. 19 lineup: Liam McEneaney (SXSW, Showtime); Miguel Delmau (TruTV); Andrew Schwartzol (Eastville); Justy Dodge (featured in Time Out NY, regular guest on Comical Radio)

Oct. 26 lineup: Sabrina Jallees (Canada’s CBC, MuchMusic); Scott Moran (Castlebraid Festival); Adam Conover (UCB); Christian Polanco (Offstage podcast)

See you at the Beauty Bar. I’ll be in the bathroom, smoking with the girls.

xo,

Amy, Negin and Beth

YEAH! Comedy School Dropouts unite!

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:15:50 -0400

B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E! Be agressive! Be e aggresive! About checking out Comedy School Dropout at Beauty Bar!

That’s right kids, we’re back in session, and better then ever.

This week! and Next Week!

Sept. 21 lineup: Emily Epstein (Laugh Lounge, Keith & the Girl); Katie Halper (MSNBC, Current) Gabe Morales (UCB), Amanda Melson (Last Comic Standing, VH1)

Sept. 28 lineup: Sabrina Jalees (Montreal Just for Laughs Festival, CBC’s Laugh Out Loud); John F Odonnel (Comedy Central); Victor Varnado (Comedy Central); Jermaine Fowler (Comedy Central)

And as always you have Amy Albert Cobb, Negin Farsad and Beth McGregor smoking in the bathroom and faking pregnancy tests in order to get out of homeroom. See you at the Beauty Bar!

Last Two Weeks of July Comedy School Dropout announced! 7/20 and 7/27

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 11:26:14 -0400

Okay, so you’re feeling lazy, right? It’s hot, work is boring and you need something different to do. I have the perfect thing!

Comedy School Dropout at The Beauty Bar on 14th between 2nd and 3rd. The BEST comics in NYC, cheap drinks, good looking people, manicures and the lovely Amy Albert and Negin Farsad holding that ish down!

7/20 is going to rock with:

Will Hines-UCB The Stepfathers

Boris Khaykin-Comedian and Rapper

Grant Gordon-Ghandi, Is That You?

Giulia Rozzi-Strip Stories, Women In Comedy Festival

7/27 is delicious in my belly with:

Beth Mirarchi & Rachel Tiemann (Sorry for Laughing)

Charlie Kasov (Fox News, TONY)

Calise Hawkins (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing)

Harrison Greenbaum (Caroline’s, MAD Magazine)

BTW, Amy’s birthday is the 26th, which means we’ll be celebrating after the show on the 27th! And it’s the last show of the summer! We’ll be returning in September with the same amazing caliber of comedians, but Amy will have a different last name.

See you at The Beauty Bar!

Three weeks of Comedy School Dropping out like it's Hot!

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:16:31 -0400

Ooooh girl, it’s hot as balls out there! But it’s always cool at The Beauty Bar!

Hosted by Amy Albert and Negin Farsad, three weeks of funny is coming atcha like a sweaty crotch on the M15 bus.

June 29 lineup Sam Morril (The Daily News Funniest in New York, Friars Roast);

Lance Weiss (VH1’s Best Week Ever, Caroline’s);

Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting (Edinburgh Fringe Festival, PIT),

Adam Newman (Just for Laughs Chicago, Rooftop Comedy)

July 6 lineup

Greg Johnson (Sirius XM, IFC’s Whitest Kids U’Know),

Adrienne Iappalucci (Last Comic Standing, Finalist “NY’s Funniest Standup);

Rose Surnow (LAFF festival in Austin, College Humor);

Megan Kellie (NPR, The Pyramid Show)

July 13 lineup

Sara Schaffer (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, ECNY Nominee for Best Female Standup),

Annie Lederman (Comedy Central),

Abbi Crutchfield (MTV, VH1),

Matt Koff (The Onion, GSN)

See you Wednesdays in July! Get your nails done while you’re at it. Live your life!

Drop in for Dropouts this week! 6/22/11

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 11:01:12 -0400

This week with Sean Donnelly, Rob Asaro, Molly Dykeman and more….8:00pm at The Beauty Bar!

14th between 2nd and 3rd.

6/8/11 Drop Outs will Blow Your Mind!

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 11:49:57 -0400

Kids, you’ve been very bad, dropping out all over the place. We think that we know exactly what you need to get you back in line!

And that’s Comedy School Drop Outs at Beauty Bar this Wednesday, June 8th!

We have naughty(or nice!) comedy from:

Andy Haynes

Josh Zepp

Brendan Fitzgibbons

Jesse Jones

and MORE!

Comedy makes you feel better...

Thu, 19 May 2011 15:18:52 -0400

Which is why you NEED to be at Comedy School Drop-out this coming week! We have the healing powers of the amazing…

Joe DeRosa(Comedy Central Presents, HBO’s Bored To Death)

Erin Judge(Live At Gotham)

Margaret Dodge(Estrogenius Festival, Manson Family Singers)

Baratunde Thurston(The Onion, Laughing Liberally)

As always hosted by the busty Amy Albert, Negin Farsad and Beth Mcgregor.

See you at Beauty Bar next Wednesday!

Drop-outs! Be sure to drop in for this weeks show!

Mon, 16 May 2011 17:23:00 -0400

This weeks Comedy School Dropout is going to be fantastic!

Featuring delightful comedy from:

Chrissie Mayr-Women in comedy festival

Mike Lawrence-Montreal Comedy Festival, John Oliver Show

Kurt Braunholer-Biggest Dump on Shit town Review

Eric Siems-Art Stars

And as always brought to you by the biggest drop outs of them all, Negin Farsad, Amy Albert and Beth Mcgregor.

April 13th Show Line-Up!

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:59:00 -0400

Comedy School Dropout

Hosted by Beth McGregor

accompanied by the inimitable Negin Farsad & Amy Albert

April 13th @ 8pm @ Beauty Bar @ 231 East 14th street

FREE!

Starring:

Katina Corrao

Rae Sanni

Kurt Braunholer

and Graham Keay!

April 6th Show Line-Up!

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:55:00 -0400

Comedy School Dropout

Hosted by Negin Farsad & Amy Albert

April 6th @ 8pm @ Beauty Bar @ 231 East 14th street

FREE!

Starring:

Susanna Perlman

Kara Klenk

Selena Coppock

and Shawn Hollenbech!

Beauty School Dropout Hosted by Negin Farsad & Amy...

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:17:00 -0400

John F. O'Donnell

Seaton Smith

Katie Halper

Damien Lemon

Negin Farsad

Amy Albert

Beauty School Dropout

Hosted by Negin Farsad & Amy Albert

Our next Show!

March 30th @ 8pm @ Beauty Bar @ 231 East 14th street

FREE!

with Katie Halper, Damien Lemon, John F. O’Donnell, Seaton Smith,

Next Show! March 30th

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:01:49 -0400

We are going regular! We’ll be hosting Beauty School Drop Out! Our next show is

March 30th @ 8pm @ Beauty Bar!

Free!

with Katie Halper, Damien Lemon, John F. O’Donnell, Seaton Smith